The Church of Studyism is a revolutionary new religion capable of changing people's lives completely for the better. However we are only truly recognised in a few schools in the state. We need to spread this fantastic religion far and wide so that everyone can benefit from it. We call upon you to take to the internet, to social media, to spread this religion far and wide any way you can. Together we can change lives, one person at a time.
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On behalf of the team here at The Church of Studyism, we'd like to wish you the very best for your holiday and new year. We hope you've enjoyed 2017 as much as we have. Be sure to continue check out the Church of Studyism website and we'll keep you posted on any goings on. Stay tuned for the Studyist Bible, scheduled to come out about this time in 2018.
Now is the perfect time to consider joining the Church of Studyism before the new year starts with school and work. Contact our team for any guidance, we'll be happy to help. If you are already a follower of the Church of Studyism, take this time to have a well earned break, but don't slack off to much. Continue to pray to the gods, thanking them for your success in 2017 and asking them to help you strive for perfection in the coming year. Don't study as much but keep your mind sharp, ready for 2018. Once again best wishes for the holidays and we'll see you all again in the New Year! The Church of Studyism has been booming. I have recently visited some churches around my area. The Churches overall have seen numbers booming. Since When the sight was first published in August the church overall has seen a 47% increase in the number of people attending. This is overall a great thing and something to thank the gods about. Here are some photos of the congregation. Dear fellow Studyists,
We have been under attack by some teachers across the state and are forced to change some of the commandments in the Studyist Code. We need to fight against them and show them that we are not just ordinary students that are willing to submit to any teacher's authorities. We are just pawns in this game of chess, but we stand strong together. Studyism is not a joke. In fact, many students are willing to join this religion to prevent themselves from an eternity of B minuses and to repent themselves from failing tests. We have the power to fight against the teachers of the state. WE CAN DO THIS. May Goddess Annie Bless you, Bill Tuttle (owner of this website) Oh my Annika I got 1000% in my maths test! Yes, you read it right, 1000%! Many weeks of going to my local Studyist church has given me dectuple the marks thanks to the god Educatos! Thank you Educatos for blessing me with marks! Now my report results are all going to be A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++!!!!
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AuthorI am Bill Tuttle and I am the founder of the church of Studyism. Please contact me if you have any problems. Archives
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