Happy 1 year anniversary of the Church of Studyism's establishment! We have worked on plenty of stuff within the past year, and we will continue to help support our ever-growing community of Studyists!
-Bill Tuttle
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Dear Church of Studyism
Recently, someone has hacked onto the blog posts onto this site and added some strange posts. Luckily, we have found him banned him from this website and told him to not get on this site again. We will not reveal the hacker's name, but he did some 'dead meme' posts. We apologise for the inconvenience. Regards, Bill Tuttle and Annie x̶̢̜̳̹͇̹͖̲̉̽̆ͤ͂ ̇̍̽̋͐̚҉̘͎̳͡iͥ̓͆͏̛̲̱̪̞̲̠͠s̴̓̔ͫ̅ͤͨͩ͆́͏͍̭ ̱̬͎̠̠̻̯͇͉̍m̛̛̳͙͓̰ͫ̔̿͜ĩ̧̩̬͇̺̰̇̄̽ͥ̉͡n̶͂̈́̒ͮ͏͇͙͉̫̗̪̫u̐ͪ̎ͧ͑͗͏̩̰͇s̬̦͚͔̙̽͑ͥ̅̽ͯ̏͝ ̛͕̞̘͎̩̰̭̮̺̃ͮ͡b̶̳̣̯͇͕̦̄͌͂͠ͅ ͦ̊̿ͧ̄̎͑͐ͣ͏̨̘̥͔̖̪͈̫̟̘͠p̢͖̤ͬ̑ͬ̍͊̄ͤ̚l͚̬ͬ͌̿̿ͨ̔͟͠ư̠̤̩̖͈̺ͪs̖͖̩ͭ̋̍̓̔̔͒-̳̜̼̻͙͚̳͕̈̿̎́m̨̝̰̙͖̃͑ͦͨ͊̓iͭ̈̍̎̍͆̑҉̛̤̳͘n̢̥̫̜̲̾ͬ͆ͨu̝͎̮̳̻̿sͪͤ͛̈́ͨ̂̚҉̨̠̝̤͕̼͚̣́ͅ ̧̛̰̠ͣ̽ţ͕̼̭̗ͧḥ̤̳̈́ͪ̏ͨ̀͝ȩ̧̜̲̫̬̞͖̻̣͍̉̃̽̍ͨ̽̉ͯ͘ ̢̛͎̝ͨ̇ͣ̀͑ͦr̾͌͗ͩ́̐ͮ̈́҉͚͇̙ơ̵̹̳̫̣͙͕̠͆ͯ̐ͫ͌̂ͨ͊́ǫ̷̘̳̗̊ͤͨt̨͉̮̙̹̞̊̆̂ͥͤ̓ ̢̙̭̗̑͟o̘̰͚ͧ̈́͐̈̌̕f̰̬͂̆ͭ͋̓͒̏́ ͍͍̘͓̮͖̒̔͐ͤ̓b̵͙͉̃̋̀̐̑ͥ̕ ͖̼̤͋͋́ş̣̥̹͖͙͍̜ͪ͗̆ͧ͌̉̕q͙̙̭͓̟̟̹͔͛ͥ͋ͅṳ͈̱̖̫͓̭ͮ̍͑̋̊͗ͧͮ̕͢ͅa̱̣̫̤͎̳͍̘̗ͧ͊ͤ͊̀̎̌ͫ͞r̝͓̝͔͉͎̺̊ͥ̓̊̍͋ͫ́͜e̶̎̍ͯ̋̎̽͊͑҉̼̣̜̠̠ͅd̲̺̱͍̄͋͒ͤ͛́
̢̖̠̦͎̪͋̔ͭ̏̀͠m̙̟̮̣̰ͬͯͯ̓̑̑͊͢͢i͓̗̺͚̠͓̼ͤ͐̄ͥͧͬ͢n̨̗̫͈͙̩̣̹ͪ̍ͦ͂͊ͩ̂͝u̶̴̱̥̜̳͈̹̮ͣ͋ͅs̰̠̎̌ ͬ̄̄̑͏̴̠̭̮̱͠f̵͓̹͗ͯ̓͋̊̾̓ͨ̊͢o̻̹̠̅̓ͨͪ͆̾͢ũ̦̙̩ͩ̀͊ͧ̇͊ͨr̷̴͍̩ͫͥͮ́ͤ̋̂͆̅ͅ ̶̗̙̗̋̕͡a̸͈̯͈̭̠̩͉ͭ̿ͧ̄͂̂́ ͔͚̲͚ͣ̾̂͟c̛̫̩͈̗̞̝̈̔͐̍̕ ̨̱͍̠̟̻͉͎͂͌͆͛̀d̼̺̀̿ͫ̌͌͘͠i̵̫̳ͩ̅́ͮ͡v̸̟̜̖̠̳̬̰͐̔̀̽ͭ͋ͥi̢̖̫̱̱̗͈̙ͤ̔͒̽̋̆ͅd̹̠̯̆ͤ̀ȇ̦̤͉͎̯̥̼͓͇͆̿̕ḏ̪̂ͤ ̹̘̩̟͓̠ͥ̑̏ͩͪ̎̿ͅb̠̰̟̟̼̤̺͚ͧ͗̽̒͒̉͟͡ͅy̪̭͉̭ͣ̄͐́̓̚͜ ̶̥̖͎̝̤͚̯̎̈ͩ̄͞2̠̳̞͈̣͑̓̐̍ā̖̠̱̯̥̩̮̍͛̇̚͘,̶̶̬͓̼̼̠̯̂ͧ̒́ ̥͉͖̇͘͠ŷ͎̖͙̬̃͝e̗͎̠̩̠͇̘̘͋͠ä̢̰̲̻̱͚̩̮̥ͬͩ̃̅́̓͘ -prances 🅰️nnie 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣8️⃣ I 🅱️NOWLEDGE IS 🅱️🅾️WER
-PRANCEZ ANNI, 🅱️ORRUPT STUDEEST I JUST GOT 🅰️➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕ IN MY 🅱️EPORT 🅱️ARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I DID VERY WELL IN MY 🅱️🅾️🅾️FING CLASS I GOT 1️⃣🅾️🅾️🅾️PERCENT
-🅱️ILL TURTLE 2018 All hail Libria, goddess of literature and reading! Without her, I would have gotten a D in my latest assignment, which meant whippings, spankings and torture! I have gotten an 🅰️➕➕➕➕➕➕ in my latest English assignment. which was very thankful thanks to the Gods and Goddesses! ALL HAIL STUDYISM!
-Princess Annie, Co-founder and Head Studyist of Studyism Thank you to the people that stayed and contributed to the site. We hope that this year will be filled with academic successes and more studyists! We have been making this church better than ever before which is quite exciting. We will be advertising to other prestigious schools around the Illawarra region. Please help with that, so we can make this Church of Studyism great again! (props to Donald Trump... even though he has done some outrageous things that I'm not gonna talk about)
The Church of Studyism is a revolutionary new religion capable of changing people's lives completely for the better. However we are only truly recognised in a few schools in the state. We need to spread this fantastic religion far and wide so that everyone can benefit from it. We call upon you to take to the internet, to social media, to spread this religion far and wide any way you can. Together we can change lives, one person at a time.
On behalf of the team here at The Church of Studyism, we'd like to wish you the very best for your holiday and new year. We hope you've enjoyed 2017 as much as we have. Be sure to continue check out the Church of Studyism website and we'll keep you posted on any goings on. Stay tuned for the Studyist Bible, scheduled to come out about this time in 2018.
Now is the perfect time to consider joining the Church of Studyism before the new year starts with school and work. Contact our team for any guidance, we'll be happy to help. If you are already a follower of the Church of Studyism, take this time to have a well earned break, but don't slack off to much. Continue to pray to the gods, thanking them for your success in 2017 and asking them to help you strive for perfection in the coming year. Don't study as much but keep your mind sharp, ready for 2018. Once again best wishes for the holidays and we'll see you all again in the New Year! The Church of Studyism has been booming. I have recently visited some churches around my area. The Churches overall have seen numbers booming. Since When the sight was first published in August the church overall has seen a 47% increase in the number of people attending. This is overall a great thing and something to thank the gods about. Here are some photos of the congregation. Dear fellow Studyists,
We have been under attack by some teachers across the state and are forced to change some of the commandments in the Studyist Code. We need to fight against them and show them that we are not just ordinary students that are willing to submit to any teacher's authorities. We are just pawns in this game of chess, but we stand strong together. Studyism is not a joke. In fact, many students are willing to join this religion to prevent themselves from an eternity of B minuses and to repent themselves from failing tests. We have the power to fight against the teachers of the state. WE CAN DO THIS. May Goddess Annie Bless you, Bill Tuttle (owner of this website) Oh my Annika I got 1000% in my maths test! Yes, you read it right, 1000%! Many weeks of going to my local Studyist church has given me dectuple the marks thanks to the god Educatos! Thank you Educatos for blessing me with marks! Now my report results are all going to be A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++!!!!
Detentos is the god of detentions and failure. He will strike when you fail a test or get a horrible mark (like 99%) from classwork. This is why you should consider joining the Church of Studyism!
Detentos has exterminated many people from Studyism, in which I can't name them all. Thank him for removing the evil from Studyism! Thank the Studyist gods for giving me 100% in all my tests! Thank you, Portfolia for making me get an A+ in my woodwork project!
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