Q: What is Studyism?
Studyism is the religion involving constant and religious studying. All studyists must study everyday for a MINIMUM of 12 hrs, but most study for much more. Joining our Church will make you liable to getting whipped for every mark you get wrong, but it makes you get A+++++++'s.
Q: Why Studyism over Detentionism?
Detentionism is the living embodiment of evil and Satan. If you join them you are condemned to an eternity of hell and B-'s! They are the scum of the Earth and one of our core values is to eradicate them from the planet. Join us for a life of A+++++'s , and an eternity of heaven and love.
Q: What are the minimum requirements to be a Studyist?
The minimum requirements to be a Studyist is:
- Study for a MINIMUM of 12 hours a day
- Love inspirational quotes
- Love classical music
- And get 100%+ in all tests/assessments.
Q: When will the Studyist Bible become available?
The Studyist Bible will come out sometime next year. It is predicted to be released in about September-December 2018.
Anyway, here's a sneak peek:
In the beginning, there were only 2 gods. Arnikus and Kathka. They were disappointed with the knowledge-less world they were surrounded by. They wanted education. So they created the Earth and many places of learning, which comprised of schools, libraries, universities, colleges and so on. This created the first students.
Anyway, here's a sneak peek:
In the beginning, there were only 2 gods. Arnikus and Kathka. They were disappointed with the knowledge-less world they were surrounded by. They wanted education. So they created the Earth and many places of learning, which comprised of schools, libraries, universities, colleges and so on. This created the first students.
Q. What items/practices are considered sinful by Studyists?
Many things are considered sinful by the Studyist gods and us (such as an A-), but there are a few activities and items that we hate with all our hearts. Here is a list of the most sinful things someone can commit in the eyes of Arnikus:
- Video games (unless it's Mathletics)
- Heavy metal, rock, or electric music
- Getting a C
- Laying in bed all day
Q: Is Studyism LGBTQIA+++ friendly?
Of course! We are LGBTQIA+++ (I personally don't know how many more letters there are) friendly! We support Studyists and their friends who are in this community, and also supporters as well. We just don't really care about your sexuality, gender identity/expression, romantic attraction and assigned sex at birth. All we want you to be is a good Studyist, and to follow the many teachings behind the Studyist Bible.
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